Designed and manufactured by artist and satirist Joey Skaggs, this stealth new technological wonder gives all appearances of being a handsome quartz watch (which it is). It is also the perfect antidote to blow-hard, blustering, fatuous, people who are full of bull. Now you can comment with humor anywhere, any time. Just push the button and let the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch speak your mind. It flashes, moos and poops. It even tells the time!